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Offline JuST Peter

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Third "Nile" virus is coming
« on: June 13, 2013, 07:17:24 PM »
The 3rd "Nile" virus is coming. I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus.
Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
It appears to target those who were born prior to 1953....


 
Virus Symptoms:
 
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (Done that)
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. (That too)
3. Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person. (Yup)
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (Ah-ha [plenty of mates do this])
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (Done that - {they've done this too})
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. (Oh no, not again)
7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND". (Hate that)

8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE." (OH HECK, NOW WHAT?)


 
IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
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Re: Third "Nile" virus is coming
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2013, 08:09:07 PM »
 :wht11 py

uh huh me to and still  :grin :grin :grin :cuss :|||| :cuss

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Re: Third "Nile" virus is coming
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2013, 01:22:48 PM »
Done ALL of them at one time or another...far more lately I can tell you!!!  >:() >:() >:()
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Re: Third "Nile" virus is coming
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2013, 04:33:17 PM »
"It appears to target those who were born prior to 1953...."

Phew, I should be immune ... but I too have done these things.
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