New Healthcare Programme
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing
home available for you. So what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed
to shoot four Politicians.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three
meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and
all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip,
knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just
told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.
Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes
anymore.
Is this a great country or what?
