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Offline Shiney

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Red Tomatoes
« on: August 22, 2013, 04:18:24 AM »
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.

One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor.

He had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. the woman asked the gentleman,

 

"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

The man responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden, naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

The woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,"By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red? "No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
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Re: Red Tomatoes
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2013, 11:54:36 AM »
Settle down Shiney.  You're needing toi read the Forum more often:

http://ozstoc.com/index.php?topic=4907.msg53496#msg53496      :||||
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Re: Red Tomatoes
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2013, 11:55:37 AM »
And here I was thinking it was a bump
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Re: Red Tomatoes
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2013, 03:15:55 PM »
Settle down Shiney.  You're needing toi read the Forum more often:

http://ozstoc.com/index.php?topic=4907.msg53496#msg53496      :||||


I was going through so many jokes last night trying to find some good ones I guess I was bound to have a repeat or two :'(

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Re: Red Tomatoes
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2013, 03:49:45 PM »
Now here's where it gets interestingly sad - I thought it was extremely funny, then noticed I'd already commented on  Leo's previous post  :|||| :|||| :fp  :cuss
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Re: Red Tomatoes
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2013, 04:14:18 PM »
Sounds like a bout of old timers coming on :grin
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Re: Red Tomatoes
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2013, 10:12:19 PM »
Or craft. :p
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