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Life in the Australian Army
« on: December 16, 2014, 05:04:37 AM »
Text of a letter  from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For those of  you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of  Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland )   
 
Dear Mum & Dad,

I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the station - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody horses to get in, no calves to feed, no troughs to clean - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shower  though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing! 

At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or goanna stew like wot Mum makes You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been  on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in  the bullock paddock!!
This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep  getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody dingo's arse and it don't move and it's not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the  Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is  make yourself comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of p...!! You don't  even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!

Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys  and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not  like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and  Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the  muster.
Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the  boozer. 

I can't complain about the Army -  tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good  it is.

Your  loving daughter,

Susan 

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Re: Life in the Australian Army
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2014, 06:52:13 AM »
I think I met that girl....
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Re: Life in the Australian Army
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2014, 07:29:57 AM »
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Re: Life in the Australian Army
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2014, 09:24:01 AM »
You sure it's not "the boy named Sue"?

Sounds pretty right though.
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Re: Life in the Australian Army
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2014, 07:59:48 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2014, 08:33:15 AM »
I love it.


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Re: Life in the Australian Army
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2014, 01:02:23 PM »
I saw her yesterday.  :crazy She must be out of the army now because she was carrying two 150mm pvc water pipes in Mount Magnet  :eek
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