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Offline JuST Peter

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Exam Time!
« on: January 28, 2015, 07:33:15 PM »
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%!  Each answer is absolutely grammatically
correct, and funny too.  The teacher had no sense of humour I guess.
 
Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
 
Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
 
Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
 
Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
 
Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
 
Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
 
Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
 
Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* Wet
 
Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

 
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*   You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
 
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands
 
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.
 
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
 
OK......groan, but..........
Spread some laughter, share the cheer.  Let's be happy, while we're here!
 
 
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Re: Exam Time!
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2015, 09:14:09 PM »
The examiner failed the first question.  Napoleon died in captivity, not a war.       :p
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