9 Points to Ponder in Life
Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't
tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a
person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks,
months, maybe years.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird, and people take antidepressants to make it normal.
Number 1 - Life is like a bowl of hot and spicy curry. What you enjoy today
might burn your ass tomorrow.
...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it
doesn't last that long...
