For many who travel, often the best food is a truck stop. I wonder what
the waitress would have to say if someone actually ordered their
breakfast as this guy did.
A truck driver came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order.
He said I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of
running boards.'
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to
the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This bloke out there just ordered
three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.
What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?'
'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tyres... mean three pancakes; a pair
of headlights... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running
boards... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!
'Oh... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The truckie asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'
She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tyres,
headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!
