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Senior Parachute Club
« on: October 27, 2019, 10:02:11 PM »

Senior Parachute Club

 

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time, as if sitting around the pool, and drinking beer isn’t a good thing. Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.


 

So, I did, and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an e-mail saying that I had  joined the Senior Parachute Club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 80 years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.


 

Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club. ”

"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said. "I signed up for five jumps a week!" The line went dead.


 

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Re: Senior Parachute Club
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2019, 10:17:08 PM »
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Re: Senior Parachute Club
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2019, 11:26:11 PM »
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Re: Senior Parachute Club
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2019, 09:13:53 PM »
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