Hi Guys and girls, well I got my Chinese Honda version of the bike alarm today and the installation instructions are simply WILD!!!
For example, I will copy absolutely verbatim a couple of the set up instructions, remember these are EXACTLY how they are written. I also had to scan the bit of paper and blow it up to 400% before I could actually READ it!:
"Anti-Hijacking:
Motorcycle battery lock while in motion or opened, the touch of the remote control A button, Button Lock, Horn Blew, the direction of light Jishan, while locomotive power, can not start; press of the B button before the remote control lift he alarm, press the remote control no effect on other key devices."
another;
"Remote Start:
Motorcycle in the normal state (the parking stall, the door lock off), or security alert, in two seconds, double-click remote control of the D key, the motorcycle immediately press the power, if, due to cold or motorcycle battery voltage is low, and sometimes motorcycle will not start up, shall start with the key motorcycle, or motorcycle battery electric impulse."
and these warnings;
"Attention;
1) The remote control is a precision manufacturing, please do not Zhoungshuai or flooding.
2) Find the remote control when the remote control or the remote control from the shorter the lamp dims, replace the remote control batteries.
3) Motorcycle brake lights not working, please replace
4) Has been in a motorcycle when the engine starts, do not press the remote start button otherwise the fuse will burn out motorcycle."
And there's two full pages of this drivel. Well worth $5.00! If anyone is interested I can send them full copies of the instructions and wiring diagram, which is also almost unintelligible!
I am very tempted to drop this straight in the bin!