Theres a joke about a guy who was washed up on a desert island, his only company was a sheep, and after awhile that sheep started to look very attractive... He got into a habit of sitting on the beach, and putting his arm around the sheep and watching the sun set. Several months later, a dog arrived on the beach, and joined their company. All three of them walked down to the beach in the evening to watch the sun set. As he slipped his arm around the sheep, the dog started glaring at him, and growling ferociously, so he quickly removed his arm.
All three of them continued their walks to the beach each evening, but it was no longer the same, with the dog watching his every move.
One glorious morning, a gorgeous well-endowed 20 year old redhead paddled ashore on a log, and he was over the moon.
Problem SOLVED! He fixed a good lunch for her, and showed her around his island, and mentioned about their evening ritual of sitting on the beach to watch the sunset. She said that it sounded like a great idea, and offered to join in.
When they reached the beach that evening, he turned to her with unbridled lust, smiled, and casually asked...
“Would you like to take the dog for a walk....... ?”
