Got some bad news for you people waiting for Santa tonight.
Just had a coffee with him at Port Wakefield BP and he's cheesed off. He was supposed to do a changeover with his new sleigh there but apparently it's been grounded at Monteith Checking Station for being 200mm over length, Rudolph was defected for a Red nose out front instead of Amber, Prancer and Dancer were knocked off for being 200kg over on the drive, Comet has been grounded cause his speed limiter has been tampered with and Vixen has bought back a positive drug test so remember, whatever your flying or driving this Xmas be safe cause the DPTI is waiting for you.
Merry christmas
