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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #50 on: March 20, 2012, 11:02:43 PM »
Dad, when I grow up I want to ride motorbikes like you do."
"Son, you can't do both."
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #51 on: March 20, 2012, 11:03:47 PM »
Biggles.....................one has to wonder where you're pulling all these quotes out of!! >:()

Now Grassy-arse.  No need to be coarse!
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #52 on: March 21, 2012, 09:40:31 PM »
You Never get TOO OLD to Ride, but, Not RIDING OFTEN makes you OLD!
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #53 on: March 22, 2012, 02:24:52 PM »
You've probably seen Harley riders with the bandanna across their mouths (bandannas are cool).
The only purpose I know of is that since it's against the rules for a cruiser rider to wear a full face helmet, they do that to protect their face from the wind a little.
The hankies are really for bugs, dust and to use as a band aid when they get smacked in the lips with a rock.
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For the modern man who lives in the city, riding a bike might be one of the only ways to escape the humdrum monotony. To take off and ride. To be both at one with nature and one with the bike. To feel masculine. Adam Piggott

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #54 on: March 23, 2012, 08:31:04 PM »
I'm not speeding, I just look fast.
 

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #55 on: March 23, 2012, 08:31:55 PM »
My carbon footprint is bigger than yours
(Mainly for V8 drivers)
 

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #56 on: March 23, 2012, 09:27:54 PM »
Dad, when I grow up I want to ride motorbikes like you do."
"Son, you can't do both."

 :rofl :rofl :rofl it's great being a bloke! 
 

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #57 on: March 23, 2012, 10:20:15 PM »
Love is the feeling you have when you care about something as much as you do your motorcycle.
-Sonny Barger, founding member of Hell's Angels and author.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #58 on: March 24, 2012, 04:53:26 PM »
Why do men get excited by a women dressed in leather?
Because she smells like a new car.
For the modern man who lives in the city, riding a bike might be one of the only ways to escape the humdrum monotony. To take off and ride. To be both at one with nature and one with the bike. To feel masculine. Adam Piggott

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #59 on: March 24, 2012, 10:46:21 PM »
If you really want to know what's going on, look five car lengths ahead  :)
 

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #60 on: March 24, 2012, 10:48:32 PM »
Never mistake horsepower for staying power.
 

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #61 on: March 24, 2012, 10:52:37 PM »
And to follow up on that...

Chrome won't get you home!
For the modern man who lives in the city, riding a bike might be one of the only ways to escape the humdrum monotony. To take off and ride. To be both at one with nature and one with the bike. To feel masculine. Adam Piggott

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #62 on: March 25, 2012, 09:40:04 AM »
"What the **** was that?"  (Anna Bligh)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #63 on: March 25, 2012, 12:26:15 PM »
Rat bags on bikes are called  "Whizz bangs".... they whizz past you and bang into something.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #64 on: March 25, 2012, 05:36:18 PM »
  HD, the best way to turn HP into noise!  :grin :grin
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #65 on: March 26, 2012, 07:09:11 PM »
Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free . . ..
. .. It's women who make it hard !!
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #66 on: March 26, 2012, 08:00:15 PM »
Biggles?????  :well  :well  :nahnah
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #67 on: March 26, 2012, 09:31:47 PM »
"Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause? You get to date young girls and ride motorcycles."
-- John Wayne
For the modern man who lives in the city, riding a bike might be one of the only ways to escape the humdrum monotony. To take off and ride. To be both at one with nature and one with the bike. To feel masculine. Adam Piggott

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #68 on: March 26, 2012, 10:25:47 PM »
Yeay, yeah ...
I maybe slow, but you're behind me  :nahnah
 

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #69 on: March 26, 2012, 10:30:07 PM »
I'm starting to loose track ...
Have we had this one?
Hardley Dangerous' don't leak oil - they ooze character  :p
 

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #70 on: March 27, 2012, 02:18:56 PM »
 Don't ride faster than your guardian angel can fly  :-(((
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #71 on: March 27, 2012, 06:31:34 PM »
Danger is one thing. But danger plus extreme discomfort for long periods is quite another.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #72 on: March 27, 2012, 09:49:33 PM »
When you're riding in front - don't spit  :wink1
 

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #73 on: March 28, 2012, 11:17:09 AM »
"A motorcycle in the garage is the intellectual equivalent of a box buried in the back yard with $30,000 in cash and a Beretta in it."
Dan Walsh
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #74 on: March 28, 2012, 12:03:17 PM »
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