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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38437 on:** October 23, 2021, 07:27:31 AM »

As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there *isn’t* something trying to kill you...?

“School” is my answer

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38438 on:** October 23, 2021, 09:27:08 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38439 on:** October 23, 2021, 09:28:20 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38440 on:** October 23, 2021, 09:29:27 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38441 on:** October 23, 2021, 09:30:40 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38442 on:** October 23, 2021, 09:33:54 AM »

I'm a big fan of whiteboards.

I find them quite re-markable.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38443 on:** October 23, 2021, 09:36:50 AM »

The 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion.

The doctor asked him a series of questions: “Do you know where you are?”
“I’m at Rex Hospital.”
“What city are you in?”
“Raleigh.”
“Do you know who I am?”
“Dr. Hamilton.”

He then turned to the nurse and said, “I hope he doesn’t ask me any more questions.”
“Why?” she asked.
“Because all those answers were on his badge.”

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38444 on:** October 23, 2021, 09:44:21 AM »

Driver to cop, who pulled him over for speeding: "Can't you just give me a warning?"

Cop: "Warning! You want a warning?
O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again, or I'll give you another ticket!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38445 on:** October 23, 2021, 09:52:34 AM »

Started raining here around 5am, 3mm to 9am when I emptied the gauge. Another 5mm in the gauge since 9am.

The previous 3 days have been warm and sunny, I guess Portland summer is already over?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38446 on:** October 23, 2021, 11:01:22 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38447 on:** October 23, 2021, 11:09:59 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38448 on:** October 23, 2021, 11:22:13 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #38449 on:** October 23, 2021, 02:23:44 PM »

I went to Liverpool Anfield Stadium the other day to watch a soccer match.

A scouse lad said, "Can I mind your car for you mister?"
I said, "No! ... And for your information, there's a Rottweiler in the back!"
The lad said: "Put out fires, can he?"

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