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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Jokes, and Only Jokes => Topic started by: Wild Rose on March 30, 2019, 08:46:29 PM
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A POSITIVE ATTITUDE
After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject,
the fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.
He was in a hospital, in agonizing pain.
He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms,
a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function.
An absolutely stunning, gorgeous and incredibly sexy nurse hovering over him.
He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes.
Knowing he was a fighter pilot, she spoke to him softly, slowly and clearly,
enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?"
And that is a POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
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