A very nervous man goes to his doctor
“Mr Wilson,” “the doctor says, “What seems to be the problem?”
“Well doc, a couple months ago I came home from work and caught my wife in bed with another man! In anger I took my gun and went to kill him, but he stopped me and said ‘Hey, hey, hey, come on now, there’s no need for that. Let’s sit down, have some coffee and really talk this out’. So we did that and he left.”
The doctor, though stunned, nods understandingly.
“Well...Mr. Wilson...I’m very sorry to hear this. I’m sure you may be concerned that something like this could have affected your blood pressure, or your heart...”
“Doc, that’s not it! About a month later I came home early from work and found my wife in bed with the same man! In a rage I took my gun and went to kill my wife! But again the man stopped me and said ‘Hey, hey, hey, come on now, there’s no need for that. Let’s sit down, have some coffee and really talk this out’. So we did and he left.”
The doctor is silent for a bit.
“Well Mr Wilson, with this kind of...problem,I’m certain a psychiatrist would be better able...”
“No Doc!” The man exclaimed, “that’s not it either!
Just yesterday I came home early from work and I caught her! Again! With the same man!
At my wits end I took my gun and went to kill myself! But the man stopped me and said ‘Hey, hey, hey, come on now, there’s no need for that. Let’s sit down, have some coffee and really talk this out’. So we did and he left.”
The doctor is completely flustered at this point.
“Mr Wilson, I’m confused! Why exactly did you come to me?”
“Well doc,” he said, nervously wringing his hands, “Is all of this coffee good for me?”
