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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #34725 on: July 31, 2021, 03:40:38 AM »
Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation?

Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #34726 on: July 31, 2021, 08:51:24 AM »
Aren't we lucky that we don't have to use morse code for text messages!
Maybe we should then there would be less text messages and more phone calls (as in speaking with each other)  :grin
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #34727 on: July 31, 2021, 10:10:35 AM »
Was that double post posted just to see if we're awake, Kev?  :whistle :popcorn :rofl


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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #34728 on: July 31, 2021, 10:48:00 AM »
Maybe the double post was because I was just dead on my feet. I slept almost 8 hours solid today, and the cats were not impressed.
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« Reply #34729 on: July 31, 2021, 10:51:10 AM »
Maybe not 8 hours, the clock stopped yesterday evening, flat battery.
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« Reply #34730 on: July 31, 2021, 10:53:40 AM »
Why do Italian men have moustaches?

So they can look like their mother.

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« Reply #34732 on: July 31, 2021, 11:36:32 AM »
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« Reply #34733 on: July 31, 2021, 01:18:09 PM »

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Maybe we should then there would be less text messages and more phone calls (as in speaking with each other)  :grin

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« Reply #34734 on: July 31, 2021, 01:18:30 PM »
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    Aren't we lucky that we don't have to use morse code for text messages!

Maybe we should then there would be less text messages and more phone calls (as in speaking with each other)  :grin

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« Reply #34735 on: July 31, 2021, 01:27:00 PM »
Definitely, Brock. And a right royal one at that.
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« Reply #34736 on: July 31, 2021, 01:33:23 PM »
Students have their own agenda.

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« Reply #34737 on: July 31, 2021, 02:08:56 PM »
It's all in your point of view ...

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« Reply #34738 on: July 31, 2021, 03:14:45 PM »
... and down comes the rain from the NW again, looks like a wet night ahead.
Can hear distant thunder.

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« Reply #34739 on: July 31, 2021, 04:31:08 PM »
Been 7mm of rain here in the past hour and a quarter.

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« Reply #34744 on: July 31, 2021, 06:40:26 PM »
Hear about the Jewish ATM cash machine?

When you take out some money, it says to you, "What did you do with the last $50 I gave you?"

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« Reply #34746 on: July 31, 2021, 06:43:26 PM »
My son used a whole box of tissues last week ... He must be really sick.

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« Reply #34748 on: July 31, 2021, 06:45:34 PM »
My son is always tending to his in-home garden...

I have never understood why he grows his plants in the closet, though.

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« Reply #34749 on: July 31, 2021, 06:46:55 PM »
My son's bedroom is filled with beer bottles.

I'm so glad he decided to start recycling!

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