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A Positive Attitude
« on: March 30, 2019, 08:46:29 PM »
A  POSITIVE ATTITUDE


After his  plane was hit and he was forced to eject,


the  fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.


He was in  a hospital, in agonizing pain.


He found  himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both  arms,


a  breathing mask, wires monitoring every function.


An  absolutely stunning, gorgeous and incredibly sexy nurse hovering over  him.


He  realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.


The nurse  gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes.


Knowing  he was a fighter pilot, she spoke to him softly, slowly and clearly,


enunciating  each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist  down."



Somehow  he managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?"


 


And that is a POSITIVE ATTITUDE!


 

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Re: A Positive Attitude
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2019, 09:48:49 PM »
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