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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #100 on: April 08, 2012, 11:51:02 AM »
Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.



(or a B-Double)

or anything bigger than your bike!     :crazy
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #101 on: April 09, 2012, 11:08:21 PM »
Maintenance is as much art as it is science.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #102 on: April 10, 2012, 10:32:03 PM »
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #103 on: April 11, 2012, 10:30:59 PM »
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #104 on: April 11, 2012, 10:54:51 PM »
Prevention is far better than the cure.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #105 on: April 12, 2012, 07:36:01 AM »
New guidelines for Alzhiemer's suffers:
The older you get the less road rules there are  :thumb
 

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #106 on: April 12, 2012, 06:03:52 PM »
New guidelines for Alzhiemer's suffers:
The older you get the less road rules there are  :thumb

Thanks, that will be helpful (if I remember it).
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #107 on: April 12, 2012, 06:04:56 PM »
I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #108 on: April 13, 2012, 09:04:50 PM »
When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve the situation, but it will end the suspense  :eek
 

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #109 on: April 13, 2012, 10:04:53 PM »

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #110 on: April 13, 2012, 10:09:26 PM »
Biggles..........everyone must know by now where you're pulling these quotes from..........you really must stop before you do youself an injury! : :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #111 on: April 14, 2012, 03:10:58 PM »
For some there's therapy, for the rest of us there's motorcycles
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #112 on: April 14, 2012, 03:12:13 PM »
Don't mess with old bikers...they don't just LOOK crazy!!
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #113 on: April 14, 2012, 03:13:03 PM »
Adventure before Dementia
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #114 on: April 14, 2012, 08:56:57 PM »
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #115 on: April 15, 2012, 12:22:04 PM »
Don't f**k with old bikers, they f**k back!! (although the version I saw didn't have the asterisks!)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #116 on: April 15, 2012, 01:17:02 PM »
Goodness......whatever did they have in place of them?

Don't f**k with old bikers, they f**k back!! (although the version I saw didn't have the asterisks!)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #117 on: April 15, 2012, 02:06:50 PM »
I'm sure I don't know, but it must mean something!  :eek :rofl
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #118 on: April 15, 2012, 11:52:50 PM »
Accidents hurt - safety doesn't.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #119 on: April 16, 2012, 11:07:17 AM »
There are old people who ride motorbikes
and there are motorbike riders who are old .
I prefer the second bunch  :beer
 

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #120 on: April 16, 2012, 11:20:47 PM »
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #121 on: April 18, 2012, 12:30:48 AM »
I believe many Harley guys spend more time revving their engines than actually riding anywhere; I sometimes wonder why they bother to have wheels on their bikes.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #122 on: April 18, 2012, 09:14:06 AM »
Sometimes I ride my bike and think, sometimes I just ride my bike.....http://ozstoc.com/Smileys/default/dr13.gif
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #123 on: April 18, 2012, 10:57:15 PM »
Ever since the young men have owned motorcycles, incest has been dying out. ~Max Frisch
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #124 on: April 19, 2012, 09:44:13 AM »
there is no gravity, the whole world sucks, except when riding