Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3018724 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33025 on:** June 18, 2021, 12:24:24 PM »

Under Kennedy, America went to the moon...

Under Trump, Americans can't even get to Canada.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33026 on:** June 18, 2021, 12:29:49 PM »

Cop: "Whose car is this, where are you going, what do you do for a living?"

Miner: "Mine."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33027 on:** June 18, 2021, 12:32:56 PM »

I was sitting in the hospital canteen, when the doctor came over, looking all weepy eyed.
"What's up, doc?" I asked, before tucking into my sandwich.
"I'm afraid your wife didn't make it," he said.
"I can tell," I replied. "This sandwich is gorgeous."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33028 on:** June 18, 2021, 12:35:48 PM »

I wanted to become someone serving the community and helping people, ever since i was little.

On Mondays - Thursdays, i am a Doctor. Fridays - Sundays, I'm a Police officer.

Being a stripper is really challenging work.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33029 on:** June 18, 2021, 01:02:02 PM »

We need to re-evaluate our use of the word 'Legendary.'
We used to Say it of the person that pulled the sword from the stone.

Now we say it about whoever can find the Doritos.

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #33030 on:** June 18, 2021, 01:33:18 PM »

Having a fairly good run on PureProfile so far this month...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33031 on:** June 18, 2021, 02:05:37 PM »

Doing well, Russ... I am only halfway there at $54 for the month.

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #33032 on:** June 18, 2021, 03:51:40 PM »

Thanks Kev...got another $53 on Octopus too...

Perhaps you pulled the pin on them too soon???

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33033 on:** June 18, 2021, 08:13:35 PM »

They had their chance, a month trial from me was enough. I have picked up another ten bucks from PProfile this evening.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33034 on:** June 18, 2021, 08:16:29 PM »

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #33035 on:** June 18, 2021, 11:58:08 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on June 18, 2021, 08:13:35 PM

They had their chance, a month trial from me was enough. I have picked up another ten bucks from PProfile this evening.

In some ways I actually like Octopus more than PureProfile...

While there's certainly not as many surveys, the upside is you're not limited to only $70 every 2 months.
It actually works out quite well as I spend enough time doing surveys with PureProfile, so I'd hate to be getting a similar amount with Octopus...

Another thing I like is the fact that I can pull money out anytime I get up to $20 if I so desire and there's no waiting another 2 months to get more cash out!
So, while I haven't made as much as I have with PureProfile, at least I'm getting a return for my efforts much more often.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33036 on:** June 19, 2021, 12:37:08 AM »

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.

One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"
The tower responded, "Who is calling?"
The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"
The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33037 on:** June 19, 2021, 12:52:19 AM »

The local wig shop got broken into last night.

Now they have to replace all the locks.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33038 on:** June 19, 2021, 01:02:36 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33039 on:** June 19, 2021, 01:03:02 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33040 on:** June 19, 2021, 01:03:39 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33041 on:** June 19, 2021, 01:04:00 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33042 on:** June 19, 2021, 04:32:45 AM »

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself…

A piece of cake.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33043 on:** June 19, 2021, 04:34:27 AM »

I am not saying my ex is fat, but if I had to name 5 fat people I know, she'd be three of them

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33044 on:** June 19, 2021, 04:47:39 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33045 on:** June 19, 2021, 11:00:15 AM »

I got pulled over and my vape was in my cup holder.
The cop said “You know, the news says those things are killing people.”

I chuckled and said “They’re saying the same thing about you guys.”

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #33046 on:** June 19, 2021, 12:06:54 PM »

A sad day for my church...

https://tinyurl.com/atd9t3p5

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33047 on:** June 19, 2021, 12:14:31 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33048 on:** June 19, 2021, 05:03:57 PM »

Driving alone, I got pulled over in the carpool lane today....

Cop: "Where are your passengers?"

Me: "Due to social distancing, they're driving the cars following me."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #33049 on:** June 19, 2021, 05:21:29 PM »

Chemistry teacher: "Did you know protons have mass?"

Student: "I didn't even know protons were Catholic?"

News:

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