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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Jokes, and Only Jokes => Topic started by: Wild Rose on February 04, 2018, 07:22:14 PM

Title: Parachute Club
Post by: Wild Rose on February 04, 2018, 07:22:14 PM


   Parachute Club

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, asking why I didn't do  something useful with my time. 

 

"Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?"   I asked her.

 

Talking about my  "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.   She was "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down to the Vacaville Senior Center and hang out with the local folks.

I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.

I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a "Parachute Club."

She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 84 years old and now you're  going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even got a Membership Card and I e-mailed a copy to her.



She immediately telephoned me and said, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?!   This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a  Parachute Club!"

 

"Oh man, I'm in trouble  again," I said,

 

"I really don't know what to do" I said.

 

"You see I signed up for five jumps a week!!"

The line went dead.

Life as a Senior is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be a lot of fun.

Title: Re: Parachute Club
Post by: NTRebel on February 04, 2018, 09:36:41 PM
 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Parachute Club
Post by: Kev Murphy on February 04, 2018, 11:46:29 PM
 :grin :thumb
Title: Re: Parachute Club
Post by: JuST Peter on March 04, 2018, 04:55:46 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Parachute Club
Post by: STeveo on March 04, 2018, 05:10:07 PM
 :thumbs