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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: alans1100 on October 14, 2014, 07:51:55 PM
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Sex With Animals To Be Banned In Denmark
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/13/sex-animals-banned-denmark_n_5975828.html?1413199994 (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/13/sex-animals-banned-denmark_n_5975828.html?1413199994)
Denmark is set to make sex with animals illegal, bringing the country in line with Norway, Sweden and Germany.
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That wont catch on in the middle east, I'd bet quids
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...or in the US, where they are still trying to legalise the Police Force. :rofl
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My Dad told me a joke about WWII in the Egyptian desert. A new chum joined their artillery battery which had been based in the desert outside Cairo for months. After a couple of days he asked, "What do you do for women?"
The answer from most of the group was, "We use the camels."
So the new chum disappeared behind a sand dune leading one of the more attractive camels (now isn't that an oxymoron!). He appeared back a while later and admitted, "Gee, that was better than I thought."
"Oooo," went all the gunners. "We ride them in to Cairo and visit the brothel."
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:rofl
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It must get very lonely up there stuck in a cabin all winter with only your Husky for company. Now what are they going to do????
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Theres a joke about a guy who was washed up on a desert island, his only company was a sheep, and after awhile that sheep started to look very attractive... He got into a habit of sitting on the beach, and putting his arm around the sheep and watching the sun set. Several months later, a dog arrived on the beach, and joined their company. All three of them walked down to the beach in the evening to watch the sun set. As he slipped his arm around the sheep, the dog started glaring at him, and growling ferociously, so he quickly removed his arm.
All three of them continued their walks to the beach each evening, but it was no longer the same, with the dog watching his every move.
One glorious morning, a gorgeous well-endowed 20 year old redhead paddled ashore on a log, and he was over the moon.
Problem SOLVED! He fixed a good lunch for her, and showed her around his island, and mentioned about their evening ritual of sitting on the beach to watch the sunset. She said that it sounded like a great idea, and offered to join in.
When they reached the beach that evening, he turned to her with unbridled lust, smiled, and casually asked...
“Would you like to take the dog for a walk....... ?”
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:grin
That's a new one on this Forum, so it must be pretty rare. :thumb
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:wht11 pw
damn there goes my Harem ;-*