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Online Wild Rose

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Medical Examination
« on: January 03, 2014, 01:17:46 PM »
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine.

Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor.
"No! No! Leave your knickers on ..... Just stick out your tongue!"

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Re: Medical Examination
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2014, 02:34:03 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Medical Examination
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2014, 03:59:37 PM »
 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

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Re: Medical Examination
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2014, 07:29:51 PM »
 :crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :clap :clap :clap
But wait until they see this  :fp
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Re: Medical Examination
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2014, 02:12:18 PM »
Nothing from Pockey yet!      :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn
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Re: Medical Examination
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2014, 10:04:44 PM »
Nothing from Pockey yet!      :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn

Odd.  She's in here every day.
Not like her to be rendered speechless!!    >:()
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