Neighbours

[JuST Peter]

A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Bob.
I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping
your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you.
I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live
with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my
promise that it won't happen again.
 
The man, feeling anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed
his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
 
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect.
I meant
"WIFI", not "wife".

[Pezzz]

  GOLD !!!!!

[Brock]

 

[Abe]

It's a shame that I didn't have Bob living next to me when I was married to the last wife    (or is that wrong to say  )

[Totgas]

I'll pay that     

[Biggles]

It's a shame that I didn't have Bob living next to me when I was married to the last wife    (or is that wrong to say  )

Jail might have cramped your riding style.

[StinkyPete]

Jail might have cramped your riding style.

It's gaol Biggles.  This is Australia.   

[Biggles]

Jail might have cramped your riding style.

It's gaol Biggles.  This is Australia.   

I remember teaching that as incontravertible, however age has wearied me and now I'm going with the flow.
If there is an international English, it will be the American version
1. because they invented the internet and
2. because their version is more logical.

But thanks for reminding me of the good old days.