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RETIRED DOCTOR
« on: November 10, 2016, 09:04:02 AM »
An elderly, retired doctor became very bored in his retirement, so decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. JONES clinic.
Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

A young physician, Doctor MALLARD, saw the sign.

He was positive that the old doctor didn't know anything about modern medicine, and thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.

So he went to see the old doctor.

Dr. MALLARD: "Dr. JONES, I have lost all taste in my mouth.
Can you please help me?"

Dr. JONES: "Nurse, please bring medicine from Box 22 and put three drops in Dr. MALLARD's mouth."

Dr. MALLARD: “Aaagh! This is petrol!"

Dr. JONES: "Congratulations! You have your taste back.
That will be $500."

Dr. MALLARD: Gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. MALLARD: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. JONES: "Nurse, please bring medicine from
Box 22
and put three drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. MALLARD: "Oh, no you don't, that's petrol!"

Dr. JONES: "Congratulations! You have your memory back.
That will be $500."

After having lost $1,000, Dr. MALLARD leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. MALLARD: "My eyesight has become weak… I can hardly see anything!

Dr. JONES: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1,000 back."
Giving him a $10 note.

Dr. Mallard: "But this is only $10!”

Dr. JONES: "Congratulations! You have your vision back!;
That will be $500."

MORAL OF STORY:
Just because you're young doesn’t mean you can outsmart an old guy.

REMEMBER:
Don't make old people mad.
We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.
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Re: RETIRED DOCTOR
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2016, 09:11:29 AM »
Clever!  For some reason, I really like it.     :grin
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Re: RETIRED DOCTOR
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2016, 11:11:39 AM »
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