Author Topic: Wine question... Need an expert... URGENTLY (Read 3430 times)

Diesel · « **on:** February 26, 2014, 07:03:50 PM »

So Pockey.....

When a bug lands in your freshly poured fave cab merlot, do you....

a) Tip the whole drink out, wash the glass and start fresh?;
b) Finger the damn thing to the side of the glass (being careful not to smudge the bug on the way out) and keep drinking (hoping no-one saw?; OR
c) say 'bugger it!', close your eyes, and do the Bear Grilles?

Pls reply poste haste!

Cheers, Diesel

Brock · « **Reply #1 on:** February 26, 2014, 07:12:23 PM »

Wet pinky with the wine, gently touch inebriated inset ( it will stick to pinky).

Casually flick offending object in the direction of some one else's glass.

{ Note:- it is not good if insect lands on the face of a fellow drinker, tho if it happens give your best "It wasnt me look}

Diesel · « **Reply #2 on:** February 26, 2014, 07:20:28 PM »

Pocket STocker · « **Reply #3 on:** February 26, 2014, 07:21:01 PM »

Hey matey, I choose option (D) suck it up buttercup by this hour of the night you should be on your 4th glass and drink up big boy.

At the end of the day I think the bug is going to be more offended by the taste of your large intestine than you are of the bug.

Pockey

Diesel · « **Reply #4 on:** February 26, 2014, 07:25:48 PM »

Diesel · « **Reply #5 on:** February 26, 2014, 07:30:24 PM »

Hehmmmm...... BLECHHHHHH!

saaz · « **Reply #6 on:** February 26, 2014, 08:02:34 PM »

Early in the day/night, Brock has it right. Later on, who notices so Pockey is correct

If the bug is big enough to fight back, cover the glass until it is dead, use a clean glass in the meantime, then revert to answer 2.

ST2UP · « **Reply #7 on:** February 26, 2014, 08:07:01 PM »

Bugger the bug......same principle as eating an oyster, just one crunch and let it slide on down

Diesel · « **Reply #8 on:** February 26, 2014, 08:10:19 PM »

Quote from: Brock on 26-02-2014, 19:12:23

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Wet pinky with the wine,....

This brings into question ALL sorts of OHS issues - namely - where has the pinky been? could be safer to live with the bug!!!

Biggles · « **Reply #9 on:** February 26, 2014, 08:13:38 PM »

I'd be a bit picky about my bugs. There are some that I would be strongly inclined to give "the Brock Flick".
But if you're out at Guyra where the flies are plenty, you've probably got immunity by now.
City vs Country thing.
Hang on- you're Caboolture, aren't you Diesel?
It's all right- your kind of Red would kill anything good or bad.

Brock · « **Reply #10 on:** February 26, 2014, 08:14:25 PM »

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where has the pinky been?

Why ask me????? Its your pinky, I hope you know what its been doing

Abe · « **Reply #11 on:** February 26, 2014, 08:15:31 PM »

Quote from: Diesel on February 26, 2014, 08:10:19 PM

Quote from: Brock on 26-02-2014, 19:12:23
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Wet pinky with the wine,....

This brings into question ALL sorts of OHS issues - namely - where has the pinky been? could be safer to live with the bug!!!

Sicman "pinky" = pinky finger on your hand/s, so don't go there.

Diesel · « **Reply #12 on:** February 26, 2014, 09:03:22 PM »

Quote from: Biggles on February 26, 2014, 08:13:38 PM

Hang on- you're Caboolture, aren't you Diesel?
It's all right- your kind of Red would kill anything good or bad.

Scuse me?? For all you know, it could have been a wonderful blend from the inspiring Barossa Valley from which ardent and conspicuous information was gleaned from said common interest group whilst visiting said region!

Diesel · « **Reply #13 on:** February 26, 2014, 09:04:27 PM »

PS - MY PINKY - MY BIZNUSS!

Biggles · « **Reply #14 on:** February 26, 2014, 10:46:16 PM »

Quote from: Diesel on February 26, 2014, 09:03:22 PM

[Scuse me?? For all you know, it could have been a wonderful blend from the inspiring Barossa Valley from which ardent and conspicuous information was gleaned from said common interest group whilst visiting said region!

Quote from: Diesel on February 26, 2014, 09:04:27 PM

PS - MY PINKY - MY BIZNUSS!

Obviously well into the third bottle of aforesaid amazing plonk!

Pocket STocker · « **Reply #15 on:** February 27, 2014, 06:13:38 AM »

So Diesel, how is it to awake to a heavy head and BUG BREATH

SORRY WAS I TALKING TO LOUD

Pockey

Diesel · « **Reply #16 on:** February 27, 2014, 08:06:13 AM »

Aaah. Sorry. Was just fighting my way through all these presumptions and assumed conclusions.

Let's just say.... I've been worse - and mainly with YOU lot in some far away place.

Sicman · « **Reply #17 on:** February 27, 2014, 08:38:11 AM »

Hey ST2UP -

Sounds like Diesel has finally restocked the drinks cupboard and fridge

so me thinks we need to visit him for some bike maintenance again

( On the quiet We can get Shiney to sneak another nail into Diesel's rear tyre so we have the perfect excuse)

Diesel · « **Reply #18 on:** February 27, 2014, 08:57:11 AM »

I can HEAR YOU! Duh!

ST2UP · « **Reply #19 on:** February 27, 2014, 10:43:22 AM »

Quote from: Sicman on February 27, 2014, 08:38:11 AM

Hey ST2UP - Sounds like Diesel has finally restocked the drinks cupboard and fridge so me thinks we need to visit him for some bike maintenance again

( On the quiet We can get Shiney to sneak another nail into Diesel's rear tyre so we have the perfect excuse)

Sweeeet !!! Roadtrip

Neale · « **Reply #20 on:** February 27, 2014, 12:39:48 PM »

Who said road trip?

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