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Offline Z900owner

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no joke
« on: March 30, 2014, 08:14:52 PM »
 
I couldn’t help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar.

One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired."

His buddy says, "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. I just don't know what to do."

A fellow about my Dads age ( 72 ), sitting a couple of stools down had also over-heard the conversation.

He looked over  at the two young men and with the wisdom of years and says,

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit!"

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Re: no joke
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2014, 03:11:46 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: no joke
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2014, 03:13:45 PM »
Stop it Peter, you will only encourage him.....
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Re: no joke
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2014, 03:20:02 PM »
Sorry for the hijack, but I was just now at the RTA and overheard one of the ladies say she was out of A4 paper. What to do?
it reminded me of one of our new office starters experiencing the same thing recently.
When told to just get more out of the copier, she took her last sheet of paper and copied it 40 times

No bull! Would I lie? :whistle

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Re: no joke
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2014, 04:52:04 PM »
I have heard of people faxing paper to the fax that needed paper

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