Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3182292 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #30700 on:** May 10, 2021, 10:42:14 AM »

My daughter was five when she received a CD holder with plastic sleeves for all her music CDs.
I explained to her that CDs are sensitive to light and heat, so she should not leave the holder in the sun.

During our home addition, the electrician was working in the backyard, and daughter had gone to play in the sandbox, leaving her new CD holder on the patio table.
My wife saw it and told daughter she was going to put it in the house.

Daughter stood up in the sandbox and said, "Mommy, make sure you put it where the sun don't shine!"

The electrician had to take a break.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #30701 on:** May 10, 2021, 10:46:25 AM »

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ruSTynutz · « **Reply #30703 on:** May 10, 2021, 01:28:16 PM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #30708 on:** May 10, 2021, 01:33:24 PM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #30714 on:** May 10, 2021, 01:43:41 PM »

Stolen from elsewhere ....

I wonder if votors for SloMo realise that our Health sector, Aged Care, Education, Trade Skills, Hospital funding, etc, have been cut by billions of dollars over the past few years by him, just to try and get his Budget back into the Black?
Next Tuesdays budget might provide some more wood for the pyres!

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #30715 on:** May 10, 2021, 01:47:11 PM »

Grandma and grandpa were watching a religious healing program on TV.

The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to put one hand on the TV
and the other on the body part they wanted healed.

Grandpa hobbled to the TV and put one hand on the TV and the other on his crotch.
Grandma looked at him with disgust...

"You just don't understand do you, you old coot...
The purpose of this program is to heal the sick, not raise the dead!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #30716 on:** May 10, 2021, 01:50:48 PM »

Now that generic versions of Viagra are available, there are several low-cost options to treat erectile dysfunction.

Ask your doctor if coxaphlopin is right for you.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #30717 on:** May 10, 2021, 01:51:40 PM »

I believe there is a point in life after which the suffering becomes unbearable and euthanasia is the only humane option.

That point is called birth.

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #30718 on:** May 10, 2021, 01:53:42 PM »

A Combe Martin woman (pictured above) has lost her case at Barnstaple magistrates court today, after she tried to sue "North Devon District Hospital" after her husband went in for an operation which left him unable to have sex with her afterwards.

Mrs Minger of Highfield Alotments, Combe Martin aged 67 said to reporters outside court this afternoon "me and my husband Fred have had a wonderful sex life together until he went in hospital and had his operation, now he's not interested in me and it's all down to them"!

The surgeon who performed the operation and attended court to give evidence said "all we did was removed Fred's Cataracts"!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #30719 on:** May 10, 2021, 01:54:12 PM »

A guy had a circumcision at a low cost 'budget' surgery.

It was a cheap rip off

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