Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3292260 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34751 on:** July 31, 2021, 06:49:40 PM »

I found condoms in the kitchen trash ... the kids probably just ran out of water balloons.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34752 on:** July 31, 2021, 07:37:03 PM »

Blast from the past.

When KFC opened its doors in Whyalla some 50 years ago, I was one of the first dozen customers through the door.

Wasn't overly impressed with the food, and my opinion hasn't changed.

Probably only ever been into KFC 2 or maybe 3 times in the past 30 years or so.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34753 on:** July 31, 2021, 10:08:22 PM »

Had another decent run with paid online surveys for this month, pays enough to cover cost of jam for the next RTE

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #34754 on:** July 31, 2021, 10:24:54 PM »

Well done, Kev!

I've been having a bit of a break from them this past month, still, I did end up with $71 or so...

Oh, and another $25 from Octopus...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34755 on:** July 31, 2021, 11:57:05 PM »

Saw a dumb blonde at the shops today, she had paper slips with phone numbers taped to the back of her mobile phone.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34756 on:** August 01, 2021, 08:25:26 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34757 on:** August 01, 2021, 08:26:07 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34758 on:** August 01, 2021, 08:26:43 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34759 on:** August 01, 2021, 09:33:36 AM »

Pretty grubby here overnight, but all clear and sunny at the moment.

8.20am Sunday

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34760 on:** August 01, 2021, 11:18:41 AM »

My Chinese friend Wan Shu has misplaced one runner.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34761 on:** August 01, 2021, 11:22:23 AM »

Microsoft have announced that their Windows Vista Operating system is to be renamed to "Diana".
A spokesman from Microsoft said that it was in tribute to the late Princess of Wales, and is a fitting name for a product that will look flash, be mostly superficial, consume vast amounts of resources, and crash spectacularly.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34762 on:** August 01, 2021, 11:27:01 AM »

Blonde mum.

"My daughter is such a great private home tutor.

..Boys always leave her room with a great big smile on their face."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34763 on:** August 01, 2021, 12:50:26 PM »

Sunshine gone. All over, red rover. Musta used our quota for the month.
Pouring rain again outside.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34764 on:** August 01, 2021, 01:01:52 PM »

At an Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been cancelled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.

One soldier mused, "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34765 on:** August 01, 2021, 01:11:53 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34766 on:** August 01, 2021, 01:12:38 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34767 on:** August 01, 2021, 01:41:34 PM »

Does Arnold Schwarzenegger call the eggs-terminator, if he need to get rid of Easter decorations?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34768 on:** August 01, 2021, 01:43:19 PM »

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE -

The fine art of whacking the hell out of an electronic device, to get it to work again.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34769 on:** August 01, 2021, 01:44:44 PM »

SALMON DAY -

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get screwed and die in the end.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34770 on:** August 01, 2021, 01:45:16 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34771 on:** August 01, 2021, 05:03:04 PM »

Portland weather 5pm

Had 3mm or rain in that 1pm burst, all gone for the moment.
Still fully overcast with no direct sun, 12 degrees, feels like 6.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34772 on:** August 01, 2021, 05:28:53 PM »

Looks like I spoke too soon. Another short hammering shower just hit, just a couple of minutes worth.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34773 on:** August 01, 2021, 08:15:51 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34774 on:** August 01, 2021, 08:16:40 PM »

... and.... it's raining, again...

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