Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5861272 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35826 on:** August 25, 2021, 09:54:48 AM »

If you think that your computer, laptop and phone spying on you is scary, then think again.

Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35827 on:** August 25, 2021, 10:49:31 AM »

In the changing room at the Sports Club...

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?"

"I dunno?"

"Hey, everybody! I found the guy!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35828 on:** August 25, 2021, 10:53:45 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35829 on:** August 25, 2021, 11:24:53 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35830 on:** August 25, 2021, 11:31:06 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35831 on:** August 25, 2021, 12:45:08 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35832 on:** August 25, 2021, 01:03:51 PM »

With this lockdown, I usually sit on my computer 12 hours or more a day now…

I think its bad for my health.

I should find a comfortable chair to sit on.

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #35833 on:** August 25, 2021, 01:10:58 PM »

You could always sit on your bike and make vroom, vroom noises, Kev!

Wild Rose · « **Reply #35834 on:** August 25, 2021, 02:58:18 PM »

I have just been for a 320km ride to get Wheel Alignment on the Spyder

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #35835 on:** August 25, 2021, 03:05:45 PM »

Half your luck, Leo!!!

I've just had a new front tyre fitted to my ST so now that I've re-installed the wheel I had better go for a ride, just to make sure all is good!

Me thinks my ride will be more like 3.20km though.

Hopefully Mr

is not waiting up the road for me...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35836 on:** August 25, 2021, 03:07:16 PM »

With this lockdown, I am back to a fuel economy of 3 weeks or more per litre.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35837 on:** August 25, 2021, 03:10:16 PM »

Adverts featuring sirens and car horns should be banned from the TV.

I rushed to the window for a local non-event.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35838 on:** August 25, 2021, 03:27:19 PM »

Quote from: ruSTynutz on August 25, 2021, 01:10:58 PM

You could always sit on your bike and make vroom, vroom noises, Kev!

I tried that Russ, but the neighbours complained that I made more noise than the bike

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35839 on:** August 25, 2021, 03:29:42 PM »

I did notice that the front tyre was down a little, so I plugged the compressor into the bike and pumped it up again. Might have to keep a check on that tyre?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35840 on:** August 25, 2021, 03:33:42 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35841 on:** August 25, 2021, 03:44:14 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35842 on:** August 25, 2021, 03:45:02 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35843 on:** August 25, 2021, 03:48:51 PM »

Corona must have hit India really hard...

Not received a single phone call or email this week from Microsoft, to warn me about a virus on my computer.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35844 on:** August 25, 2021, 03:49:49 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35845 on:** August 25, 2021, 03:55:56 PM »

Mark Zuckerberg would be a fantastic taxi driver.

You get in the cab and he already knows who you are, where you live, and the names of your pets.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35846 on:** August 25, 2021, 03:56:27 PM »

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #35847 on:** August 25, 2021, 03:57:20 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on August 25, 2021, 03:29:42 PM

I did notice that the front tyre was down a little, so I plugged the compressor into the bike and pumped it up again. Might have to keep a check on that tyre?

I've been having the same problem, Kev...
Not sure if it's the TPS, a valve or perhaps a nail causing it...but it's got steadily worse, especially after my last ride the other day so I figured it was time to replace the tyre.

Now that I've got the new tyre fitted at least that eliminates a puncture!

Good thing I checked the tyre pressure after the bike shop fitted & balanced the tyre, they'd left the pressure at 58psi!

And this was after they charged me an arm & a leg!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35848 on:** August 25, 2021, 04:15:59 PM »

Bill Gates new mansion.

Replica of the Eiffel Tower in the garden -- wait a minute... that's no replica?!!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35849 on:** August 25, 2021, 04:20:27 PM »

A guy walks into a bar and orders a round of beer for everyone.
"My wife just gave birth to my son this morning!" he tells the bartender.

"That's great!" the bartender agrees. "I know just how excited you are!
My wife just gave birth to my daughter yesterday. Who knows? Maybe someday they'll grow up and marry each other."
"Yeah, right," the guy says. "Like my son is going to marry someone twice his age!"

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