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« Reply #36277 on: September 06, 2021, 10:19:36 PM »
A friend dropped by this evening, and we were having a cuppa when my doorbell rang.

My buddy put his cup down, put  his hands on his knees as he leaned forward and asked me "How did you do that?"
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« Reply #36279 on: September 06, 2021, 10:34:08 PM »
Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.
However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom, changing out of her hospital gown.'
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« Reply #36284 on: September 07, 2021, 01:54:55 AM »
The last 24 hours have been very unproductive. I have only gotten out of bed to feed the cats, go to the bathroom, and managed to eat jus one banana for the entire day. And now, it appears that today will be more of the same.
I guess lockdowns will eventually finish, but not holding my breath.
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« Reply #36285 on: September 07, 2021, 09:49:45 AM »
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she still has her drivers license!'
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« Reply #36286 on: September 07, 2021, 09:56:13 AM »
I rang Telstra, and said: "I want to report a nuisance caller"

The technician said "Not you again!"

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« Reply #36288 on: September 07, 2021, 01:09:00 PM »
Speaking of nuisance callers, has anybody else been getting these bloody annoying UAP political text messages?

They annoy me so much, that I would gladly walk up to Clive Palmer and/or associates, and smash them in the face!

Since Craig Kelly is spamming people’s mobiles, why not call his mobile on 0458 150 211?
Your short messages will, conveniently, be sent to him as a text — or you can text him directly.
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« Reply #36289 on: September 07, 2021, 01:15:45 PM »
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« Reply #36290 on: September 07, 2021, 02:39:38 PM »
Speaking of nuisance callers, has anybody else been getting these bloody annoying UAP political text messages?

They annoy me so much, that I would gladly walk up to Clive Palmer and/or associates, and smash them in the face!


Yep, I've been getting them for a while, Kev!
They're coming from that idiot, Craig Kelly...

You could always do what is suggested in the following link:  :whistle

https://tinyurl.com/pdyxsx88

I personally sent a text message kindly asking him to refrain from spamming me... :grin
I suspect he probably didn't receive it though as I think he's probably changed his private mobile number now since it was made public!  :crackup

I did like the idea of sending his office a fax though, it's just a shame I don't have one...  :rofl

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« Reply #36291 on: September 07, 2021, 04:20:43 PM »
State Border closures mean nothing to the happy clapper, who went home to Sydney to visit his family for fathers day, and then returned to Canberra without any form of quarantine?
Rules do not apply to him? What about all the families who are split between states, and are not allowed to travel  home?
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« Reply #36292 on: September 07, 2021, 04:30:09 PM »
There are rules for the rich & famous (and ScoMo) and then there are rules for us peasants, kev!

It's just another example of ScoMo's 'Do as I say, not do as I do' motto...  :well


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« Reply #36293 on: September 07, 2021, 05:07:47 PM »
GAME OVER! ... Idiot!

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« Reply #36294 on: September 07, 2021, 08:42:38 PM »
Rednecks like the doggie position, because they can both watch the wrestling on TV.

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« Reply #36295 on: September 07, 2021, 09:27:35 PM »
Excuse the language... :grin


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« Reply #36296 on: September 08, 2021, 12:15:36 AM »
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill.

"I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is triple what you usually charge!"

"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you screamed so much, you scared away two other patients."

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« Reply #36297 on: September 08, 2021, 12:22:43 AM »
Are suicide bombers who hijack aircraft taught how to fly properly or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?
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