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Offline Kev Murphy

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #35400 on: August 16, 2021, 12:08:13 AM »
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« Reply #35401 on: August 16, 2021, 12:19:55 AM »
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« Reply #35402 on: August 16, 2021, 12:23:13 AM »
The first form of digital storage was gloves.
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« Reply #35403 on: August 16, 2021, 12:35:07 AM »
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« Reply #35404 on: August 16, 2021, 12:44:31 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #35405 on: August 16, 2021, 12:48:33 AM »
According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2020 was the Year of the Rat

Explains why we spent the entire year holed up, only briefly leaving to get food, running at the sight of other humans, and transmitting infection.
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« Reply #35406 on: August 16, 2021, 08:06:49 AM »
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« Reply #35407 on: August 16, 2021, 08:10:21 AM »
In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.

 Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"

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« Reply #35408 on: August 16, 2021, 08:10:45 AM »
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« Reply #35410 on: August 16, 2021, 08:45:48 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #35411 on: August 16, 2021, 08:46:55 AM »
In a protestant church
I saw a large metal contraption with smoke coming from it.
I asked "Is that an organ?"
They said "No, it's a catholic converter."
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« Reply #35412 on: August 16, 2021, 08:50:25 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #35413 on: August 16, 2021, 08:55:10 AM »
What do you call a Harley that doesn't leak oil?

Empty!
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #35414 on: August 16, 2021, 11:49:41 AM »
Misery Monday again, 11.50am, 11 degrees but feels like 3.5 and it's raining again.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #35415 on: August 16, 2021, 12:45:37 PM »
Sleaze Andrews has just extended Melbourne lockdown for a further two weeks until 2 Sept, including Melbourne curfew from 9pm tonight.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #35416 on: August 16, 2021, 01:30:48 PM »
I don't believe that Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently, 17 people were injured.

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #35417 on: August 16, 2021, 01:32:40 PM »
I put scaffolding on my Hi-fi, and steel girders on my digital radio.

Then my wife told me to stop reinforcing stereo types.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #35418 on: August 16, 2021, 01:44:49 PM »
Quasimodo was running down the street, chased by a group of kids.

He said, "For the last time, I haven't got your bloody football!"
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #35419 on: August 16, 2021, 01:48:04 PM »
Spamdrews on TV "I'm trying, I'm trying!"

I'll say, VERY trying!

2 hours of 'yada yada yada....'
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #35420 on: August 16, 2021, 02:11:17 PM »
What do accountants do for entertainment?

Count the telephone book page entries.

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #35421 on: August 16, 2021, 02:21:19 PM »
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« Reply #35422 on: August 16, 2021, 02:30:58 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #35423 on: August 16, 2021, 02:44:06 PM »
Overheard At Jennifer Lopez's Wedding

"Do you, Jennifer Lopez, take...I'm sorry, which one are you again?"

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #35424 on: August 16, 2021, 04:35:53 PM »
My buddy told me he's getting a little ass next weekend.

I asked him for more details?

He said that the donkey is way cheaper than the lawn service, to keep his backyard grass under control.
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