Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5864662 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36602 on:** September 16, 2021, 07:37:43 AM »

There was a time when $3000.00 was the full price of a new car;

- now it's less than a quarter of the sales tax.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36603 on:** September 16, 2021, 07:38:56 AM »

Drive carefully.

ScoMo needs every taxpayer he can get.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36604 on:** September 16, 2021, 07:40:45 AM »

Government does some strange things.

It puts a high tax on liquor, and then raises all the other taxes that drive people to drink.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36605 on:** September 16, 2021, 07:50:04 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36606 on:** September 16, 2021, 07:50:38 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36607 on:** September 16, 2021, 07:54:05 AM »

Income tax has made more liars out of people than golf scores.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36608 on:** September 16, 2021, 08:17:21 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36609 on:** September 16, 2021, 08:28:48 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36610 on:** September 16, 2021, 08:31:45 AM »

When claiming your income-tax, ensure you don't overlook your most expensive dependent :

- the government.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36611 on:** September 16, 2021, 08:32:17 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36612 on:** September 16, 2021, 08:40:46 AM »

Had to laugh at a news presenter who reported a chicken that was attacked by a 'Go-Shawk'

It's a 'GOS - HAWK', you idiot!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36613 on:** September 16, 2021, 10:41:36 AM »

A serious impediment to a successful marriage these days, is the difficulty of supporting both the government and a spouse on one small income.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36614 on:** September 16, 2021, 10:50:29 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36615 on:** September 16, 2021, 10:51:42 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36616 on:** September 16, 2021, 02:32:41 PM »

Benjamin Franklin had an axiom, "A penny saved is a penny earned."

But that was before the sales tax was invented.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36617 on:** September 16, 2021, 02:50:20 PM »

People up the road from me just had a trampoline delivered.

Must be springtime.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36618 on:** September 16, 2021, 03:02:27 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36619 on:** September 16, 2021, 03:04:10 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36620 on:** September 16, 2021, 03:05:12 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36621 on:** September 16, 2021, 03:33:21 PM »

I never have free time. You ever go to the ATM cash machine, there's two people in line in front of you?
-- you get kind of flustered? You're like 'Forget it! I'm not standing here for 40 seconds.
I've got things to do!'

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36622 on:** September 16, 2021, 03:34:18 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36623 on:** September 16, 2021, 03:45:41 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36624 on:** September 16, 2021, 03:46:11 PM »

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