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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36681 on:** September 18, 2021, 03:14:54 AM »

I hate it when my feet fall asleep during the day, because that means they're going to be up all night.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36682 on:** September 18, 2021, 03:16:59 AM »

They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning...
(Picks up my glass of water from the desk...)
I like to live on the edge...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36683 on:** September 18, 2021, 03:19:17 AM »

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.

I prefer in and out in just a few minutes.

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36684 on:** September 18, 2021, 03:27:57 AM »

3.20am Crazy weather here again. 10degrees, feels like 2.4
Rain busts each hour since midnight, 5mm so far for today. Might reach a top of 13 today.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36685 on:** September 18, 2021, 06:45:03 AM »

6.45am, 9 degrees but feels like zero.4 Has been 7mm of rain since midnight.
Some pretty strong winds outside, 50kph, gusting to 70kph.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36686 on:** September 18, 2021, 06:47:33 AM »

I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back.

.. Boy, were they mad!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36687 on:** September 18, 2021, 06:53:39 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36688 on:** September 18, 2021, 07:03:50 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36689 on:** September 18, 2021, 07:04:41 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36690 on:** September 18, 2021, 07:20:45 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36691 on:** September 18, 2021, 07:21:16 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36692 on:** September 18, 2021, 12:47:18 PM »

I wear eyeglasses.

As I was walking down the street, the prescription ran out.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36693 on:** September 18, 2021, 12:49:32 PM »

My neighbors don't like it when I talk to my plants.

.. I use a megaphone.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36694 on:** September 18, 2021, 12:53:52 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36695 on:** September 18, 2021, 01:27:05 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36696 on:** September 18, 2021, 01:27:43 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36697 on:** September 18, 2021, 01:30:07 PM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36699 on:** September 18, 2021, 04:05:28 PM »

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