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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Flip on June 08, 2014, 12:00:32 PM
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune
. . . Frank, the Kmart greeter, sees her dilemma, and unplugs the horse.
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Congratulations Flip, you are now on my list of "Must keep an eye on"
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Congratulations Flip, you are now on my list of "Must keep an eye on"
Beauty ++ - that'll take the pressure off me :grin
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If these jokes are coming from a friend on facebook, YOU NEED TO BLOCK THEM :nahnah
Pockey ;-*
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That was a good one :thumbsup
:crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl
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If these jokes are coming from a friend on facebook, YOU NEED TO BLOCK THEM :nahnah
Pockey ;-*
o:)
A few of us from different Clubs, in different parts of the world, swap jokes, rude comments, etc. with each other, we find at various web sites. So - some of these jokes do turn up on 'faceplate' as well. And why not ? :Stirpot
After translating back and forth, - to and from English, Hebrew and Vietnamese, trying to make sense of them, then remembering who / where to send them - without accidentally using wording or meanings that might cause offense :CB-- - is difficult enough - SO, sometimes confusion rains as to where or who the jokes are supposed to be sent to. :fp Undoubtedly some will turn up on 'faceplate' as well.
We all share a twisted sense of humor, motorbikes, crashing r/c model planes/helicopter, motorbikes, being ever so slightly mad, and of course - motorbikes. :hatwave
Most of the Vietnamese jokes don't make any sense to anyone who doesn't or hasn't lived there. Plus translating you've got to understand Vietlish. ( throw the words up in the air then try to understand the meaning of the sentence/joke they form landing in a seemingly random order ) :||||
The Hebrew jokes are, shall we say - VERY 'politically incorrect', and NOT useable at all on an Australian web site at all ! :eek >:() :spank (tea towels, camels, goats, etc :-((()
Personally, I don't now, and never have ever, cared anything at all about 'political correctness' :butt :butt :butt - BUT ......................... :-X
Guess I'll just stick to the excuse I'm going senile :OldMan ( seems to work everywhere else :whistle )
Take care all,
Flip ( :well VERY GRUMPY ! Suffering from a severe lack of riding time lately )
:wht11
Ghostly silence ! :'(
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If these jokes are coming from a friend on facebook, YOU NEED TO BLOCK THEM :nahnah
Pockey ;-*
o:)
A few of us from different Clubs, in different parts of the world, swap jokes, rude comments, etc. with each other, we find at various web sites. So - some of these jokes do turn up on 'faceplate' as well. And why not ? :Stirpot
After translating back and forth, - to and from English, Hebrew and Vietnamese, trying to make sense of them, then remembering who / where to send them - without accidentally using wording or meanings that might cause offense :CB-- - is difficult enough - SO, sometimes confusion rains as to where or who the jokes are supposed to be sent to. :fp Undoubtedly some will turn up on 'faceplate' as well.
We all share a twisted sense of humor, motorbikes, crashing r/c model planes/helicopter, motorbikes, being ever so slightly mad, and of course - motorbikes. :hatwave
Most of the Vietnamese jokes don't make any sense to anyone who doesn't or hasn't lived there. Plus translating you've got to understand Vietlish. ( throw the words up in the air then try to understand the meaning of the sentence/joke they form landing in a seemingly random order ) :||||
The Hebrew jokes are, shall we say - VERY 'politically incorrect', and NOT useable at all on an Australian web site at all ! :eek >:() :spank (tea towels, camels, goats, etc :-((()
Personally, I don't now, and never have ever, cared anything at all about 'political correctness' :butt :butt :butt - BUT ......................... :-X
Guess I'll just stick to the excuse I'm going senile :OldMan ( seems to work everywhere else :whistle )
Take care all,
Flip ( :well VERY GRUMPY ! Suffering from a severe lack of riding time lately )
:wht11
Ghostly silence ! :'(
Now that is what I call a well thought out Excuse :hatwave
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If these jokes are coming from a friend on facebook, YOU NEED TO BLOCK THEM :nahnah
Pockey ;-*
Now that is what I call a well thought out Excuse :hatwave
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At 3:25 am - with no sleep for two days or nights - - - it's a pretty good reasonable excuse - or an excusable reason - - - - take your pick ! :Stirpot
That's my excuse / excuse - whatever and I'm sticking to it. o:)