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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Biggles on July 01, 2014, 02:42:37 PM

Title: A horse gallops into a bar...
Post by: Biggles on July 01, 2014, 02:42:37 PM

A horse gallops into a bar and says "Give me twenty shots of your best single-malt scotch whisky, quick!"
The bartender pours the shots, and the horse drinks them down, one at a time, as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Wow! I never saw anybody drink whisky that fast."
The horse says, "Well, you'd drink that fast if you had what I have."



The bartender says "Oh my God. What is it? What do you have?"



The horse says, "Fifty cents."

Title: Re: A horse gallops into a bar...
Post by: johnnyYTED on July 01, 2014, 02:50:57 PM

 :dred11                                    :dred11                            :dred11
:crackup :rofl :beer giddy up

Title: Re: A horse gallops into a bar...
Post by: Nigel on July 01, 2014, 06:34:13 PM

Please Please Please,  Make the Voices stop...  :eek Wot thuh :wht11

Title: Re: A horse gallops into a bar...
Post by: Biggles on July 01, 2014, 08:06:58 PM

Quote from: Nigel on July 01, 2014, 06:34:13 PM

Please Please Please,  Make the Voices stop...

Oh dear!  This is far worse than Barjoke-itis.  This requires getting away from the computer and going riding.   :thumbs

Title: Re: A horse gallops into a bar...
Post by: gaz on July 01, 2014, 09:23:40 PM

 :fp

Title: Re: A horse gallops into a bar...
Post by: JuST Peter on July 02, 2014, 08:19:23 PM

A horse walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender, being a caring soul, says "so………why the long face?!"

Title: Re: A horse gallops into a bar...
Post by: Biggles on July 02, 2014, 08:26:11 PM

I love that one.  Every time I see a horse's head the long face jokes comes to mind.    :grin