A horse gallops into a bar and says "Give me twenty shots of your best single-malt scotch whisky, quick!"
The bartender pours the shots, and the horse drinks them down, one at a time, as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Wow! I never saw anybody drink whisky that fast."
The horse says, "Well, you'd drink that fast if you had what I have."
The bartender says "Oh my God. What is it? What do you have?"
The horse says, "Fifty cents."
