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Offline JuST Peter

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ET TU BRUTUS (best email of the year)
« on: November 09, 2015, 07:13:36 PM »
An old priest lay dying in Woden's, Canberra Hospital. He had served
the people near the nation's capital, Manuka for many years.

He motioned for the nurse to come near.

"Yes father?" said the nurse.

"I would really like to see Malcolm Turnbull and Bill Shorten before I
die" whispered the priest.

"I will see what I can do" said the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to parliament house and waited for a
response. Soon an answer came back; Both Malcolm Turnbull and Bill
Shorten would be delighted to visit the priest.

As they were driven to the hospital in Malcolm's new BMW, Turnbull
commented to Shorten, "I don't know why this old priest wants to see
us, but it certainly will help our images and may even help our
re-election prospects."

Shorten agreed it was probably a good thing.

When they arrived at the priest's room the priest took Turnbull's hand
in his right hand and Shorten's hand in his left hand.
There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally Shorten spoke "Father of all people you could have chosen, why
did you chose us to be with you at this time when your end is so
near?"

The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life
and behaviour after our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ."

"Amen" said Turnbull.

"Amen" replied Shorten.

The old priest continued, "Jesus Christ our saviour died between two
lying thieving bastards, and I wanted to do the same."
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Re: ET TU BRUTUS (best email of the year)
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2015, 09:43:53 PM »
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Re: ET TU BRUTUS (best email of the year)
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2015, 09:50:02 PM »
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I LOVE IT  I'm going to use it  :thumb
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Re: ET TU BRUTUS (best email of the year)
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2015, 09:53:28 PM »
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Re: ET TU BRUTUS (best email of the year)
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2015, 08:13:25 AM »
Ah, but one was forgiven and promised heaven!!
Which one?
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Re: ET TU BRUTUS (best email of the year)
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2015, 11:47:15 AM »
Ah, but one was forgiven and promised heaven!!
Which one?
 :eek

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:eek dare I say it ,, :well  but here goes...  the paedophile priest.  :fp
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