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English Pub tale
« on: November 26, 2015, 01:39:35 PM »
English Pub – “George and the Dragon”


An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon."
He knocked. The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out of a window. "Could ye spare some victuals?" he asked.
The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. "No! bugger off" she shouted.
Could I have a pint of ale?" "No! On ýer way" she shouted. “
"Could I at least sleep in your stable?" "No!  Get the hell out" she shouted again.
The vagabond said, "Might I please ........... ?" "What now?" the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish.
"D'ye suppose," he asked, "that I might have a quick word with George?"
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Re: English Pub tale
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2015, 02:48:27 PM »
took me a little while and re-reading it at least three times but then it clicked!

Funny sh!t!
« Last Edit: November 26, 2015, 03:51:43 PM by ST2UP »
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Re: English Pub tale
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2015, 02:57:10 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: English Pub tale
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2015, 03:09:44 PM »
Very funny  :like   :clap :clap :clap
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Re: English Pub tale
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2015, 08:41:20 PM »
Pay this clever one, even though you could see how it would end about half way through.     :grin
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Re: English Pub tale
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2015, 08:28:35 AM »
 :hatwave ...But Wyvern is not impressed - he is nothing like an old hag!
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Re: English Pub tale
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2015, 11:50:54 AM »
:hatwave ...But Wyvern is not impressed - he is nothing like an old hag!
Who said he was?
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Re: English Pub tale
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2015, 05:13:19 PM »
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