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Very Grave Humour
« on: February 18, 2016, 06:31:59 PM »
A tourist  in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he  hears music.
No one is around, so he starts searching  for  the  source.
   
He  finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave  with a headstone that reads: "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-  1827".
  Then he  realizes that the music is Beethoven's Ninth Symphony and it  is being played  backward!
 
Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard  and persuades a friend to return with  him.
 
By the  time they arrive back at the grave, the music has  changed.
  This time  it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is  being played  backwards.
 
Curious, the men agree to consult  a music scholar.
  When they  return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again  backwards.
 
The  expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the  reverse order in which they were  composed,
  the 9th,  then the 7th,  then the  5th.
 
By the  next day the word has spread, and a crowd has gathered around  the grave.
They are all listening to the Second Symphony  being played backward.
  Just then  the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the  group.
 
Someone in the group asks him if  he has an explanation for the  music.
 
"I  would have thought it was obvious,"  the caretaker  says.
"He's  decomposing."
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Re: Very Grave Humour
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2016, 07:22:42 PM »
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