* Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
* The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
* Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me!
I want people to know why I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
* When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra or Calculus.
* One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
* Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
* First you forget names,
then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper...
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
