Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $7000 per month.
My dad started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 105 years old,
And we don't have the slightest clue where he is.
I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking,
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning,
Before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
I joined a Wellness Center last year,
Spent over 700 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he'! (One of the three stages of Man ~ Childhood, Adulthood & He Looks Good!)
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
Start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise
The last few years,......
Just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older,
Because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
AND
Every time I start thinking too much
About how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
And by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
