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« on: May 20, 2016, 03:42:57 PM »
   

Why Condoms Come In Boxes of 3, 6 and 12
 
A man walks into a drug store with his ten-year-old son.  They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"


The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.  Men use them to have safe sex."


"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.  Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."


The boy looks over the display, picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package?"


The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys: one for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."


"Cool," says the boy.  Then he notices a six-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"


"Those are for university students," the dad answers, “two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday.”


"WOW!" exclaims the boy.  "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a twelve-pack.


With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replies, "Those are for married men… one for January, one for February, one for March...”



 
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Re: Condoms
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2016, 10:57:51 PM »
Hmmmm... methinks that married man has been spoiled... :think1  When I was married, it was only single item purchased, and then only in Olympic years?
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Re: Condoms
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2016, 11:26:19 AM »
.. and I still have 10 leftover in the 12 pack....  :crackup
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Re: Condoms
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2016, 02:34:51 PM »
Also very handy for filling up with water and hanging over the head of some poor unsuspecting sleeper.....They'll only stretch so far  :grin
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Re: Condoms
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2016, 12:06:56 AM »
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