Political advice

[JuST Peter]

Malcolm Turnbull/Bill Shorten was asleep in his house and awoke to see Menzies' ghost.

He asked, "Bob, how can I make this country better?"

Sir Robert said, "Love the Japanese steel producers like I did."

Turnbull/Shorten went back to sleep, this time he woke to an image of John Howard at the end of his bed.
He asked, 
"John, how can I make this country better?"

Howard said, "Be honest with the people like I was."

Again Turnbull/Shorten fell asleep and awoke; this time to see Harold Holt and asked, 
"Harold, how can I make this country better?"

Harold replied, "Go for a swim like I did!"

[Kev Murphy]

 

[johnnyYTED]

I knew it... Malcayman and Bill together in bed..

[Kev Murphy]

 

[HunterTodd]

I dont think there are any Russian subs in the area at the moment!!

[alans1100]

I dont think there are any Russian subs in the area at the moment!!

probably plenty of US ones though

[Kev Murphy]

but... but ... they are only here to sink the illegals, aren't they?

Maybe we could bribe them to take out both Party leaders, and the budgie smuggler as a bonus?

[HunterTodd]

Well the conspiracy theorists in 69 thought the Russkis nicked Holt. So who knows they've got form. Have to be a hell of a sub though to fit the two foreheads and the budgie smuggler.

[Kev Murphy]