New Panties
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties
in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and
sits on the sofa opposite her husband sipping a
glass of wine.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs wide
enough that her husband asks,
"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."
He never saw the wine glass coming!
