A GUY WALKED INTO A CROWDED BAR WAVING HIS 1911 COLT 45 CALIBRE PISTOL
(THIS IS THE FIRST MODEL WHICH ONLY HAD AN EIGHT ROUND MAGAZINE) AND DEMANDED –
“I WANT TO KNOW WHO’S BEEN SCREWING MY WIFE?”
A VOICE FROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM THEN CALLED OUT…
“YOU’LL NEED MORE AMMO!!”
