Wlcm mte.
I know Kiwis don't use many vowels, so I've left a few out.

I collect other Police memorabilia, mostly yellow slips of paper...

It's getting towards the stage where youse (ewes?) Enzedders could be putting on a Rally over there, like we have here in Oz every year.
You might even tempt someone from here to come over for the occasion.