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Andrew the Drover
« on: May 27, 2018, 11:13:28 AM »

Andrew the drover (Aussie Cowboy) from a huge cattle station in the Australian outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.


"Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales ,
 
I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young

Sheila.


I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of the lot of ya!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"A couple of minutes ago."

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Re: Andrew the Drover
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2018, 03:00:32 PM »
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