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Offline JuST Peter

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Sex at 79
« on: May 03, 2012, 07:54:34 PM »
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79.

I'm so happy, because I live at number 71   :thumbs.

So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.

And it’s the same side of the street. 

I don’t have to cross the road!  :runyay
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Offline Biggles

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Re: Sex at 79
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2012, 08:24:26 PM »
What does pinkheeler think about it?
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Re: Sex at 79
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2012, 12:00:28 AM »
 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :-++
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Offline JuST Peter

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Re: Sex at 79
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2012, 03:48:41 AM »
Quote from: Biggles on May 03, 2012, 08:24:26 PM
What does pinkheeler think about it?
:well :cuss :spank something similar to this but much, much worse
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Re: Sex at 79
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2012, 02:09:41 PM »
shit :( i never got one so does that mean when i reach 76 i'm not gunna get any?? :well :rofl :dred11
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Re: Sex at 79
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2013, 02:47:18 AM »
crazy  :p
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