I was in a London pub on a Saturday night recently.
I'd had a few drinks then I noticed two very, very large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hi! Are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them turned to me and screamed, "It's WALES, you IDIOT!"
Of course, I immediately apologised and said, "Sorry! Are you two whales from Scotland?"
That's all I remember.
