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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #4904 on:** October 27, 2024, 09:29:30 AM »

SUNDAY MORNING RIDE TO GRAB A COUPLE OF GROCERY ITEMS THIS MORNING.
HIGHWAY PATROL HAD SET UP A BREATH TESTING CHECKPOINT, AND i WAS WAVED IN.

YOUNG ARROGANT COP DEMANDED 'HAD ANY DRINKS THIS MORNING?'
I REPLIED 'WELL, YES. I HAD ABOUT FOUR IN THE PAST HOUR OR SO'
SO HE WHIPPED OUT THE BREATHO AND INSTRUCTED ME 'ONE BIG BREATH
AND BLOW UNTIL I SAY STOP'
i COMPLIED, BUT HE LOOKED CONFUSED AT THE ZERO RESULT.

'I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU HAD FOUR DRINKS IN THE PAST HOUR?'
'I DID,' I REPLIED ... 'TWO COKES AND TWO ICED COFFEES'

HE CRACKED THE SHITS 'OH, A SMART ARSE, EH?'
i REPLIED 'YOU ASKED ME IF I HAD ANY DRINKS, BUT YOU DID NOT SPECIFY ALCOHOL?'

The other cop almost split laughinhg as he waved me on ....

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #4907 on:** October 27, 2024, 03:10:55 PM »

Accident waiting to happen ....
Just saw a guy on an electric scooter whizzing up the road (wrong side) with one hand carrying a heavy bag of groceries.
Use BOTH hands to control that scooter, fool, what if someone texts you?

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